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An LA detective is murdered because she has microfilm with the recipe to make cocaine cookies. Two cops partner to find and stop the fiends before they can dope the nation by distr…
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In a sleepy bedroom community of LA's San Fernando Valley, the murder of a professional athlete by two hit men sets into motion a chain of events that puts the mundane lives of a dozen residents on a collision course. This clever tale tells the story of two hit men, a mistress, a nurse, a vindictive ex-wife, a wealthy art dealer and his lovelorn assistant, a suicidal writer and his dog, and a bitter cop and his partner.

2 Days in the Valley works because it combines Tense, cerebral, suspense-heavy. Best when you want edge, tension, and a mental hook. The audience signal is solid enough to trust the ride.
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Open full watch pageYes — especially if you are in the mood for best when you want edge, tension, and a mental hook.. Cinento reads it as Tense, cerebral, suspense-heavy, with Fast to medium-fast with regular spikes. and a clear emotional aftertaste.
Great for friends, solo late-night watching, and people who like clues.
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